| my "friend": | Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman. |
| me: | Do you love your boyfriend? |
| my "friend": | Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him. |
| me: | So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction? |
| my "friend": | That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him. |
| me: | That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad. |
and when i say fuck you, i mean it bitch